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When I get into my Sunday sweats

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I’m the only one of my friends without a job offer or a boyfriend

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When a guy flirts with me all night then doesn’t get my number

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I meet a guy with some stupid hipster name

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I tell stories about my weekend

whatshouldbetchescallme:

spoggmay:

asphalt—abrasions:

exhale-paradise:

chanel-vogue-fashion:

I want to jump into their pools of sexiness

or they can all jump on me

oh my fucking god, is this legal or

When I tell my token hot douchbag guy friend he needs to work on his personality

whatshouldbetchescallme: